fixing-her-face-in-a-compact:

Watching Girls/Girls/Boys like

me: *drinks nasty ass cough syrup*
me: spits it out and frowns in disgust
mom: well what did you expect? pumpkin juice?

beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

lifehacks247:

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lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

ask-hazy:

wtf emotion is that

on the left you got

The right is like

The middle

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

swaggots:

she is so real

nutrijuice:

bcashton:

this is a really lame idea, but what the heck. ok so if you see this picture on your dash, you HAVE to smile. just force a smile, it’ll (hopefully) make you feel better. and reblog this so people can see this and smile. if you’re having a bad day, just remember that i love you and i’m (and all of the people who reblog this) here for you! and remember to smile, because no matter what happens, it always gets better. 

THIS IS NICE BC I KNOW THAT THIS POST HAS MADE 26000+ PEOPLE SMILE INCLUDING ME

liamwayne:

earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

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